Festival season is upon us my friends. Brace yourself for an Instagram feed filled with flower crowns, crop tops, and high waisted jean shorts. Now I am all for a good 70's inspired outfit, but don't you feel like kind of a tool dressed like every other bandaid on the block? I just feel like my crop top days are behind me. Unless paired with a nice high waisted wide leg pant, I can get into that. So what is a girl to do when she's sick of flash tats and fedoras? Well I am here to tell you, you have some options, Below are my non Paris Hilton channeling a 17 year old who just did Molly for the first time festival looks. Because that look ain't cute, isn't she like 40?